I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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