its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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