we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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