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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
