yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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