Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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