i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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