So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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