is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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