just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
