If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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