i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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