Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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