you have to choose: penises or morals?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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