When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
They are going to name an STD after you.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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