Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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