But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
How external is "for external use only"?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
