you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
