I must be too annoying 4 u.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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