i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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