Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
wow bdsm is so cute
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
