a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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