He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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