sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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