ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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