Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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