ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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