Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I am available for nakedness
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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