is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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