You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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