this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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