so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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