ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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