whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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