People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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