dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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