I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize