a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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