She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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