There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I am one with the molecules
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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