this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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