Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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