She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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