I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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