Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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