i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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