I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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