haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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