So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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