The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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