you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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