Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Randomize
