38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
tell me about the fingering
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